There it is
roving around Mars
when it bumps into a huge building.
The NASA team pans the camera up
written in huge letters reads
The strongest ‘pound for pound’ muscle is the uterus: it weighs around 2 pounds but during childbirth can exert a downward force of 400 Newtons, which is one hundred times as strong as gravity and equivalent to the power in a fully extended modern longbow.
No wonder the American government is trying to take control of them.
i wonder what’s happening right now over at hogwarts
probably education since harry doesn’t go there anymore
Did a French Presentation on Feminism today in class and after school one of my classmates/acquaintances said that his partner wanted to do his presentation on men’s rights after mine. I started shouting in French and then only settled down when he told me to because even though he is an ignorant chauvinist, I respect him in other arenas and yeah. My friends who were there backed me up and so did our club supervisor diffused the argument. Men’s rights. Gosh, we are not man-haters. I guess I should have made that more clear.
One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn’t too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the President’s Secret Service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private. They obliged and Michelle had a conversation with the owner. Following this conversation President Obama asked Michelle, “Why was he so interested in talking to you?” She mentioned that in her teenage years, he had been madly in love with her. President Obama then said, “So if you had married him, you would now be the owner of this lovely restaurant,” to which Michelle responded, “No. If I had married him, he would now be the President.”
im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
you can’t repeat the past
can’t repeat the past? why, of course you can! of course you can.